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| Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! | | Uncategorized | |
| Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven. | | Uncategorized | |
| I felt I could've got him out. Coach made a good decision because we ended up getting him out anyway. | | Uncategorized | |
| I haven't done a film in about five years and I want to do more. It's not a matter of expense, because budgets are low, it's the problem of not having a really good idea. | | Uncategorized | |
| I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. | | Uncategorized | |
| I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' | | Uncategorized | |
| I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. | | Uncategorized | |
| I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. | | Uncategorized | |
| I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. | | Uncategorized | |
| I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance. | | Uncategorized | |
| I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing. | | Uncategorized | |
| I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. | | Uncategorized | |
| I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. | | Uncategorized | |
| I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." | | Uncategorized | |
