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American Singer, Song Writer and Mathematician, was a professor of Math at Harvard who wrote many satrical tunes (Poisioning Pigeons) in the 1960s. b.1928
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"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,
Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".
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All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!
BooksCensorship
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
Talent
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers
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Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things
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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Hate
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Language
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
Communication
If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it
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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here
CommitmentGod
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'
WordsYouth
In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer
Understanding
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
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It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier
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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Life
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