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"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,
Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste". | | Uncategorized | |
All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder.
For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man! | | Books; Censorship | |
| An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. | | Talent | |
| Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? | | Uncategorized | |
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| Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers | | Uncategorized | |
| Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. | | Uncategorized | |
| Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things | | Uncategorized | |
| I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. | | Uncategorized | |
| I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! | | Hate | |
| I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. | | Language | |
| If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. | | Communication | |
| If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it | | Uncategorized | |
| If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here | | Commitment; God | |
| In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl' | | Words; Youth | |
| In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer | | Understanding | |
| It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. | | Uncategorized | |
| It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. | | Life | |