| |  | | | | | Quotations by author » Tom Lehrer
American Singer, Song Writer and Mathematician, was a professor of Math at Harvard who wrote many satrical tunes (Poisioning Pigeons) in the 1960s. b.1928 | | Quotes: 21 - 27 of 27 | Pages: First Previous 1 2 | | | | | | On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four | | Cheating; Christmas | | | On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. | | Uncategorized | | | Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then | | Country; Prayer; Religion; War | | | The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. | | Ability; Discrimination | | | Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. | | Uncategorized | | | When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. | | Food; Sex | | | [That it's sometimes indistinguishable from misanthropy is a risk the A.V. Club is willing to take.] People are stupider than anybody, ... They ban 'Huckleberry Finn' because it has the word 'nigger' in it. That's just silly. But what can you do? Except kill those people. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | |
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