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Quotations by author » Tom Lehrer
American Singer, Song Writer and Mathematician, was a professor of Math at Harvard who wrote many satrical tunes (Poisioning Pigeons) in the 1960s. b.1928 |
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| On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four |
| Cheating; Christmas |
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| On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. |
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| Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then |
| Country; Prayer; Religion; War |
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| The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. |
| Ability; Discrimination |
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| Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. |
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| When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. |
| Food; Sex |
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| [That it's sometimes indistinguishable from misanthropy is a risk the A.V. Club is willing to take.] People are stupider than anybody, ... They ban 'Huckleberry Finn' because it has the word 'nigger' in it. That's just silly. But what can you do? Except kill those people. |
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