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Quotations by author » W. C. Fields
American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946
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A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.
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A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.
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A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
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After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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All roads lead to rum.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
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Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids can't be all bad.
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Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.
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