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| A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep. | | Uncategorized | |
| A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. | | Uncategorized | |
| A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does. | | Uncategorized | |
| A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. | | Uncategorized | |
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| A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. | | Uncategorized | |
| A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?. | | Uncategorized | |
| Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. | | Uncategorized | |
| After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. | | Uncategorized | |
| Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. | | Uncategorized | |
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| All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. | | Uncategorized | |
| Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. | | Uncategorized | |
| Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for. | | Uncategorized | |
| Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. | | Attitude | |
| Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. | | Uncategorized | |
| Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again. | | Uncategorized | |
