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Quotations by author » W. C. Fields American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946
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I drink therefore I am.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.

I like children - fried.

I like children. Properly cooked.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

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