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| An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. |
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| and I worked on the voice for months. I would play tapes for people, and sometimes they couldn't tell the difference. |
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| Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery |
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| Good evening Mr and Mrs America, from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press. |
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| Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. |
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| He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast. |
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| Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. |
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| Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. |
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| I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret. |
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| Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. |
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| No! Someday you will understand. Just save it in a box. |
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| Nothing recedes like success. |
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| Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants |
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| The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend |
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| The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother-and the public. |
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| The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people. |
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