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| A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. |
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| A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. |
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| A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse. |
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| A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money |
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| A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it. |
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| A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. |
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| A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either. |
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| A fanatic is always the fellow on the opposite side. |
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| A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. |
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| A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees. |
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| A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people |
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| A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him. |
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| A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be. |
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| A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth |
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| About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. |
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| Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. |
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| After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. |
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| Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out |
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