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American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935
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A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
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A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
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A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money
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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
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A fanatic is always the fellow on the opposite side.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
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A man gets up to speak and says nothing . . . nobody listens . . . and then everybody disagrees.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
Learning
A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
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A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth
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A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
America and Americans
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Advertising
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out
Politicians
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