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| Mayor Scott and I go to the same church. He's a friend of mine ... I just think I can provide stronger leadership. | | Uncategorized | |
| Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. | | Uncategorized | |
| Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have | | Money; Women | |
| Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out. | | Uncategorized | |
| More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. | | Uncategorized | |
| More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument | | Uncategorized | |
| Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word. | | Uncategorized | |
| My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat. | | Uncategorized | |
| My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat. | | Uncategorized | |
| My father was one eighth Cherokee and my mother one fourth Cherokee, which I figure makes me about an eighth cigar-store Injun. | | Uncategorized | |
| My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with. | | Uncategorized | |
| Never miss a chance to shut up | | Chance | |
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| No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse. | | Uncategorized | |
| No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans. | | Uncategorized | |
| No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one. | | Uncategorized | |
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| No, Im not a part of any organized political party, Im a democrat | | Uncategorized | |
| Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals. | | Uncategorized | |
| Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people. | | Uncategorized | |
