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| The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. | | Uncategorized | |
| The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid | | Business; Government | |
| The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. | | Uncategorized | |
| The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. | | Uncategorized | |
| The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words. | | Uncategorized | |
| The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. | | Uncategorized | |
| The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights | | Uncategorized | |
| The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. | | Uncategorized | |
| The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were just run over. | | Uncategorized | |
| The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. | | Uncategorized | |
| The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations. | | Uncategorized | |
| The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. | | Golf | |
| The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. | | Uncategorized | |
| The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. | | America and Americans; Taxation | |
| The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment | | Uncategorized | |
| The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die. | | Uncategorized | |
| The man with the best job in the country is the Vice-President | | Uncategorized | |
| The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" | | Funny; Jobs | |
| The minute a thing is long and complicated it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept but they are understood. | | Uncategorized | |
| The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer | | Law and lawyers; Reading | |
