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| The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office | | Politicians | |
| The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will. | | Uncategorized | |
| The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. | | Uncategorized | |
| The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. | | Uncategorized | |
| The United States never lost a war or won a conference | | Uncategorized | |
| The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them. | | Uncategorized | |
| The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood | | Uncategorized | |
| The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. | | Uncategorized | |
| There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs | | Uncategorized | |
| There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. | | Uncategorized | |
| There are two things that can disrupt the American economy. One is a war. The other is a meeting of The Federal Reserve Board. | | Uncategorized | |
| There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone | | Action; Heroism | |
| There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking | | Inventions | |
| There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act. | | Uncategorized | |
| There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. | | Uncategorized | |
| There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. | | Uncategorized | |
| There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. | | Uncategorized | |
| There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and his family. But he can't make a living for them AND the government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people. | | Uncategorized | |
| There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. | | Uncategorized | |
| There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it. | | Uncategorized | |
