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| We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. | | Uncategorized | |
| We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it. | | Uncategorized | |
| Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat. | | Uncategorized | |
| What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more. | | Uncategorized | |
| What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. | | Uncategorized | |
| What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis? | | Uncategorized | |
| What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness. | | Uncategorized | |
| When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states | | Uncategorized | |
| When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. | | Uncategorized | |
| When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. | | Uncategorized | |
| When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. | | Uncategorized | |
| When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds | | Ignorance | |
| When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. | | Sports | |
| When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. | | America and Americans | |
| When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. | | Uncategorized | |
| When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential. | | Uncategorized | |
| When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson | | Uncategorized | |
| When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs. | | Uncategorized | |
| While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them. | | Uncategorized | |
| Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. | | Learning | |
