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| Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. | | Uncategorized | |
| All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. | | Ignorance | |
| All I know is what I read in the papers | | Newspapers | |
| America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing. | | Uncategorized | |
| America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it. | | Uncategorized | |
| America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there. | | Uncategorized | |
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| American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off | | America and Americans | |
| An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too. | | Uncategorized | |
| An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. | | Uncategorized | |
| An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. | | Uncategorized | |
| An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. | | Uncategorized | |
| An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. | | Uncategorized | |
| Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? | | Uncategorized | |
| And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke! | | Uncategorized | |
| Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw. | | Uncategorized | |
| Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. | | Voting | |
| As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw. | | Uncategorized | |
| Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance. | | Chicago | |
| Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. | | Uncategorized | |
