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| Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. | | Uncategorized | |
| Wrigley was the first man to discover that American jaws must wag; so why not give them something to wag against. | | Uncategorized | |
| You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. | | Uncategorized | |
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| You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. | | Civilization | |
| You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer. | | Uncategorized | |
| You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects | | Uncategorized | |
| You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. | | Uncategorized | |
| You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed. | | Uncategorized | |
| You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. | | Uncategorized | |
| You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't. | | Uncategorized | |
| You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver. | | Uncategorized | |
| You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone. | | Uncategorized | |
| You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig! | | Uncategorized | |
| You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years. | | Uncategorized | |
| You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one | | Politics | |
| You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. | | Uncategorized | |
| [Pretending is indeed the Washington game. Pretend independence, for instance. Recall House Speaker Sam Rayburn's attributed standard greeting to new Democrat members of Congress, per:] Remember, to get along, go along. ... There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. | | Uncategorized | |
| [San Francisco] . . . the city that never was a town. | | Uncategorized | |
| “You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring it to you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified.” | | Uncategorized | |
