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| If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world. | | Uncategorized | |
| If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there | | Uncategorized | |
| In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell | | Eyes | |
| In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em. | | Uncategorized | |
| In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. | | Uncategorized | |
| In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. | | Uncategorized | |
| In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. | | Uncategorized | |
| In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. | | Uncategorized | |
| Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. | | Uncategorized | |
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| It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good. | | Uncategorized | |
| It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else. | | Uncategorized | |
| It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so | | Uncategorized | |
| It was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me. Betty is to blame for it all. Whatever I am or have accomplished, I owe to Betty. I ain't got no sense. My wife made me what I am. In other words -- local girl makes good in the city -- makes good man. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's a beautiful thought (Mother's Day), but it's somebody with a hurting conscience that thought of the idea. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over. | | Movies | |
| It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for | | Uncategorized | |
