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| It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human | | Uncategorized | |
| It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. | | Uncategorized | |
| It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline. | | Uncategorized | |
| Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice. | | Uncategorized | |
| Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse | | Uncategorized | |
| Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. | | Money | |
| Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again | | Business | |
| Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in | | Uncategorized | |
| Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. | | Freedom | |
| Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches | | Liberty; Speech | |
| Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans. | | Uncategorized | |
| Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. | | Uncategorized | |
| Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. | | Gossip | |
| Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead. | | Uncategorized | |
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| Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago | | Government | |
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| Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records. | | Uncategorized | |
| Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating. | | Uncategorized | |
