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Quotations by author » Woody Allen
American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
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We like food, ... This is too much to eat at one time. You'd get sick.
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We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
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Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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You mellow too much you ripen and rot
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