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| We like food, ... This is too much to eat at one time. You'd get sick. |
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| We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi. |
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| What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet |
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| What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? |
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| What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? |
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| When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. |
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| When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. |
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| Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody? |
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| Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. |
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| Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. |
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| You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
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