| |  | | | | | | | | | | | We like food, ... This is too much to eat at one time. You'd get sick. | | Uncategorized | | | We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi. | | Uncategorized | | | What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet | | Uncategorized | | | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? | | Uncategorized | | | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? | | Uncategorized | | | When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. | | Funny | | | When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. | | Uncategorized | | | Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody? | | Uncategorized | | | Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. | | Uncategorized | | | | | Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. | | Food; Funny | | | You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. | | Uncategorized | | | | | | | | | |
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