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Quotations by author » Woody Allen
American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity
Every time I've made a movie over the years . . . there was a lot of confusion between who I am and who the character in the movie is. In this picture, there was no way anybody could make that association. The lead character (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is this gorgeous, troubled, highly sensitive character. There was no way anyone could confuse me with anyone in the picture.
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Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
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Hannah and Her Sisters.
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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I am at two with nature
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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I am very attached to this watch. My grandfather sold it to me when he was dying.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I can't vouch for this film, in all honesty,
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I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear
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