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| I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. | | Uncategorized | |
| I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. | | Uncategorized | |
| I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer | | Uncategorized | |
| I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot. | | Uncategorized | |
| I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. | | Parents | |
| I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I failed to make the chess team because of my height. | | Uncategorized | |
| I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable | | Uncategorized | |
| I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. | | Uncategorized | |
| I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. | | Uncategorized | |
| I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon, | | Uncategorized | |
| I let the cast improvise a lot, especially with the slang, where they would say 'g and t' for gin and tonic. I wouldn't say that. I would say 'dicey' when they would say 'dodgy.' I learnt a lot. | | Uncategorized | |
| I like the film, and that's rare for me to say because I make films and I am almost invariably disappointed. When I saw ('Match Point'), I said, 'My God, it came out.' It surprised me. . . . So I am enjoying the experience because it happens so rarely for me. | | Uncategorized | |
| I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of injustice and overt crime every day in the world, from emotional crimes to international crimes, and it often carries rewards. | | Uncategorized | |
| I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it | | Uncategorized | |
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| I think any boycott is wrong, ... Boycotts were exactly what the Germans were doing against the Jews. | | Uncategorized | |
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| I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics | | Uncategorized | |
