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Quotations by author » Woody Allen
American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
Quotes: 61 - 80 of 193 Pages: First Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next ... Last
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Food
I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
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I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes
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I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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I've gained no insight, no mellowing. I would make the same mistakes again.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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