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Quotations by author » Woody Allen
American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Goodness
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
EvilGod
If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
FunnyMovies
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting
Soul
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Funny
If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Sex
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy, take Highway Love, and you'll get there.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
FailureInnovation
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
America and AmericansTelevision
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Funny
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Funny
Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know this?
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right
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Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right. (All You Wanted To Know About Sex)
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