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American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Death and dying
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
America and AmericansCrime
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
It's all right Kate, I understand...
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It's something that occurs to me many times in my movies. They can often be treated comically or dramatically, and I usually opt to treat them comically. But it occurred to me that you could get a story and you could fool around with it both ways.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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