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Quotations by author » Woody Allen
American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
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Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.
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Some actors like the total freedom Woody gives them, but I like to have some parameters, some structure.
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Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words
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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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That of a musician, but a musician playing in small jazz clubs or alone. I do not give concerts. I come on stage and play with my friends in the band, all of whom are better musicians than me, ... The Curse of the Jade Scorpion.
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That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
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The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held
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The Colgate Comedy Hour.
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The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.
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