| |  | | | | | | | | | | | A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother | | Mark Twain | | | | | Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. | | Stephen Wright | | | My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. | | Stephen Wright | | | My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked. | | Elizabeth Taylor | | | The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father | | Eleanor Roosevelt | | | There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. | | Winston Churchill | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 7 of 7 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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