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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
Steve Martin
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Carol Burnett
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Robin Williams
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
Moliere
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Woody Allen
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".
Homer Simpson
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.
Bill Watterson
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