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| All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. |
| Isaac Asimov |
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| Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. |
| Pablo Picasso |
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| Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. |
| Andy Rooney |
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| Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. |
| Andy Rooney |
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| Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. |
| Doug Larson |
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| I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. |
| Isaac Asimov |
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| I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. |
| Stephen Hawking |
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| It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other medium, including media that cannot exist physically. It is not a tool, although it can act like many tools. |
| Alan Kay |
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| It [the computer] is the first metamedium, and as such it has degrees of freedom for representation and expression never before encountered and as yet barely investigated. |
| Alan Kay |
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| Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor |
| Werner von Braun |
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| My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer |
| Ashleigh Brilliant |
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| Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. |
| Isaac Asimov |
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| The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor |
| Werner von Braun |
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| The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. |
| Frank Zappa |
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| The computer is the most extraordinary of man's technological clothing; it's an extension of our central nervous system. Beside it, the wheel is a mere hula-hoop. |
| Marshall McLuhan |
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| The number of elements that have to go into a hit would break a computer down. the right season for that play, the right historical moment, the right tonality. |
| Arthur Miller |
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| The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. |
| Alan Kay |
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| There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. |
| Bjarne Stroustrup |
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| To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. |
| Robert Orben |
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