| |  | | | | | | | | | | | A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor | | Seneca | | | Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. | | Kehlog Albran | | | | | | | I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. | | Mark Twain | | | I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. | | John Burroughs | | | In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death | | Albert Camus | | | It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral | | D.H. Lawrence | | | | | The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. | | Samuel Goldwyn | | | They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. | | Garrison Keillor | | | They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days | | Garrison Keillor | | | This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: "Here lies one of the most intelligent animals who ever appeared on the face of the earth | | Benito Mussolini | | | True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire | | Horace | | | Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral | | George Eliot | | | Write on my gravestone: "Infidel, Traitor.", infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people. | | Wendell Phillips | | | You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. | | Yogi Berra | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 17 of 17 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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