| |  | | | | | | | | | | | When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me. | | George Washington Carver | | | When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken. | | Dorothy Parker | | | Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? | | Groucho Marx | | | Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person. | | François de la Rochefoucauld | | | Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. | | Woody Allen | | | Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. | | Oscar Wilde | | | | | Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. | | Oscar Wilde | | | | | | | |
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