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| When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me. |
| George Washington Carver |
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| When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken. |
| Dorothy Parker |
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| Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? |
| Groucho Marx |
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| Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person. |
| François de la Rochefoucauld |
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| Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. |
| Woody Allen |
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| Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. |
| Oscar Wilde |
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| Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. |
| Oscar Wilde |
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