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'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!'
Lewis Carroll
A great step towards independence is good humored stomach
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
Samuel Butler
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
All the fun's in how you say a thing
Robert Frost
An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
Homer Simpson
Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
Mark Twain
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people
Robert Benchley
Even the gods love jokes
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility
Thomas Jefferson
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you explain it to your she-gull?
Ogden Nash
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
James Thurber
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Christopher Morley
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
John Kenneth Galbraith
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