| |  | | | | | | | | | | | "The last word" is the most dangerous of infernal machines; and husband and wife should no more fight to get it than they would struggle for the possession of a lighted bomb-shell | | Douglas Jerrold | | | A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse | | Helen Rowland | | | A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. | | Honore de Balzac | | | A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. | | Ogden Nash | | | A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. | | Helen Rowland | | | | | I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered to any country than by improving its agriculture, its breed of useful animals, and other branches of a husbandman's cares | | George Washington | | | I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country. | | Eleanor Roosevelt | | | It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot | | Honore de Balzac | | | It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. | | Honore de Balzac | | | It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner. | | Eleanor Roosevelt | | | Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered. (1 Peter 3:7) | | Bible | | | The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open | | Groucho Marx | | | The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is very strong. | | John Steinbeck | | | The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. | | Finley Peter Dunne | | | The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep | | Wilson Mizner | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 16 of 16 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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