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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
T.S. Eliot
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
Even the gods love jokes
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
George Orwell
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H. G. Wells
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Stephen Wright
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years
Ernest Hemingway
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
Gore Vidal
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
When I was there I found their jokes, like their roads - very long and not very good, leading to a little tin point of a spire which has been remorselessly obvious for miles without seeming to get any nearer
Samuel Butler
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