| |  | | | | | | | | | | | A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. | | T.S. Eliot | | | A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. | | Robert Frost | | | | | | | Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. | | George Eliot | | | Even the gods love jokes | | Plato | | | Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me. | | Robert Frost | | | Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. | | Robert Frost | | | I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. | | Marilyn Monroe | | | The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded | | George Orwell | | | The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. | | H. G. Wells | | | The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. | | Stephen Wright | | | To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years | | Ernest Hemingway | | | What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? | | Gore Vidal | | | Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. | | George Orwell | | | When I was there I found their jokes, like their roads - very long and not very good, leading to a little tin point of a spire which has been remorselessly obvious for miles without seeming to get any nearer | | Samuel Butler | | | | | Quotes: 1 - 16 of 16 | Pages: 1 | | | |
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