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| Get married, in any case. If you happen to get a good mate, you will be happy; if a bad one, you will become philosophical, which is a fine thing in itself. | | Socrates | |
| Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. | | Zsa Zsa Gabor | |
| God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage | | Mark Twain | |
| He pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married... Thus, then, in our hearts' honeymoon, lay I and Queequeg - a cosy, loving pair. | | Herman Melville | |
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| How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. | | Oscar Wilde | |
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| I am not so much inclined to wonder that marriage is sometimes unhappy, as that it appears so little loaded with calamity; and cannot but conclude that society has something in itself eminently agreeable to human nature, when I find its pleasures so | | Samuel Johnson | |
| I believe marriages would in general be as happy, and often more so, if they were all made by the Lord Chancellor, upon a due consideration of characters and circumstances, without the parties having any choice in the matter | | Samuel Johnson | |
| I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. | | Gloria Steinem | |
| I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. | | George Jean Nathan | |
| I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. | | Bette Midler | |
| I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. | | Groucho Marx | |
| I was never used to being happy, so that wasn't something I ever took for granted. I did sort of think, you know, marriage did that. You see, I was brought up differently from the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy - that's it, successful, happy, and on time. | | Marilyn Monroe | |
| I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life. | | Charles Bukowski | |
| I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. | | Bette Davis | |
| I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? | | Elizabeth Taylor | |
| If there are quarrels between the parents or if their marriage is unhappy, the ground will be prepared in their children for the severest predisposition to a disturbance of sexual development or to neurotic illness | | Sigmund Freud | |
| If we must lose wife or husband when we live to our highest right, we lose an unhappy marriage as well, and we gain ourselves. But if a marriage is born between two already self-discovered, what a lovely adventure begins, hurricanes and all. | | Richard Bach | |
| If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. | | Ann Landers | |
