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| A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. | | Sophia Loren | |
| A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her | | Helen Rowland | |
| After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. | | Helen Rowland | |
| All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving me the chance to be desperately serious in my attempt to appear as a normal little gentleman. | | Charlie Chaplin | |
| All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. | | Oscar Wilde | |
| An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks. | | Ogden Nash | |
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| And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. | | Helen Rowland | |
| Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. | | Albert Einstein | |
| As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. | | Josh Billings | |
| As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense. | | Jonathan Swift | |
| As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot | | John Lennon | |
| Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. | | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. | | Joseph Conrad | |
| Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. | | Oscar Wilde | |
| Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other. | | Mahatma Gandhi | |
| Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both | | Samuel Butler | |
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| Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. | | Steve Martin | |
