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| My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. | | Winston Churchill | |
| Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault. | | Mae West | |
| No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. | | Helen Rowland | |
| No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. | | Honore de Balzac | |
| No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her. | | Alexander Pope | |
| No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. | | Oscar Wilde | |
| Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. | | Henry Kissinger | |
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| Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. | | Sir John Vanbrugh | |
| One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything. | | Oscar Wilde | |
| Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women | | Groucho Marx | |
| Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring. | | Mae West | |
| Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women. | | Katharine Hepburn | |
| Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did. | | Groucho Marx | |
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| Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. | | Helen Rowland | |
| Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. | | Gloria Steinem | |
| Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. | | Katharine Hepburn | |
| Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties...the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character. | | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact | | Oscar Wilde | |
