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| An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. |
| Aldous Huxley |
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| An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away |
| Mae West |
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| Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. |
| Marilyn Monroe |
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| Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love |
| Bertrand Russell |
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| Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. |
| Barbara Bush |
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| Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. |
| Woody Allen |
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| Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. |
| Steve Martin |
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| Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love |
| Woody Allen |
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| Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men & women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different. |
| George Santayana |
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| He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. |
| Dorothy Parker |
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| I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. |
| Steve Martin |
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| I don't want to play sex roles any more. I'm tired of being known as the girl with the shape. |
| Marilyn Monroe |
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| I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex the subject of a coarse jest, yet when you speak earnestly and seriously on the subject, is silent |
| Henry David Thoreau |
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| I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. |
| Gore Vidal |
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| I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed |
| Bette Davis |
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| I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me and that I've made of myself, as a sex symbol. Men expect so much, and I can't live up to it. |
| Marilyn Monroe |
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| I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? |
| Elizabeth Taylor |
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| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it |
| Bette Midler |
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| If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips. |
| Woody Allen |
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| If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies |
| Fran Lebowitz |
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