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| "Charm" - which means the power to effect work without employing brute force - is indispensable to women. Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm. |
| Havelock Ellis |
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| A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it |
| Garrison Keillor |
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| A good and true woman is said to resemble a Cremona fiddle: age but increases its worth and sweetens its tone |
| Oliver Wendell Holmes |
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| A little girl without a doll is almost as unfortunate and quite as impossible as a woman without children. |
| Victor Hugo |
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| A thoroughly beautiful woman and a thoroughly homely woman are creations which I love to gaze upon, and which I cannot tire of gazing upon, for each is perfect in her own line |
| Mark Twain |
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| A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water. |
| Eleanor Roosevelt |
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| A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. |
| Karl Kraus |
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| A woman of fortune being used the handling of money, spends it judiciously; but a woman who gets the command of money for the first time upon her marriage, has such a gust in spending it, that she throws it away with great profusion |
| Samuel Johnson |
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| A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. |
| Joseph Addison |
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| A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. |
| Sophia Loren |
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| A woman's greatest glory is to be little talked about by men, whether for good or ill |
| Pericles |
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| A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. |
| Jane Austen |
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| All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. |
| Franklin P. Jones |
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| An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done. |
| Jane Austen |
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| Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. |
| Bertrand Russell |
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| As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. |
| Josh Billings |
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| As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power |
| St. Thomas Aquinas |
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