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Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons
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We have learn't a very valuable leasson today: it's better to watch stuff then to do stuff.
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When i get my hands on you, your gonna be N.W.A , not without asswelts.
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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".
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You take forever to say nothing.
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You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
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[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!
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[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything
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