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American Humorist, 1818-1885
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates
A sekret ceases to be a sekret if it iz once confided - it iz like a dollar bill, once broken, it iz never a dollar again
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead the first blow, better not strike at it
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for one loaf of bread
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Men and WomenWomen
As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Common sense
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
Common sense
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
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