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| A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. |
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| A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. |
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| A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. |
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| America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. |
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| America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. |
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| An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to. |
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| As a matter of fact, is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't |
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| Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. |
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| Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. |
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| Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. |
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| Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. |
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| Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. |
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| Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought. |
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| Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. |
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| Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver. |
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| Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. |
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