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American Writer of humorous poetry who won a large following for his audacious verse. 1902-1971
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A cough is something that you yourself can't help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
A man is quite dishonorable to sell himself, For anything other than quite a lot of pelf
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
LuckMen and WomenWives
And one of his partners asked ''Has he vertigo?'' and the other glanced out and down and said ''Oh no, only about ten feet more.''
Any kiddies in school can love like a fool,/ But hating, my boy, is an art.
Bankers are just like anybody else, except richer
Bankers are just like everyone else only richer.
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Beneath this slab/ John Brown is stowed./ He watched the ads,/ And not the road.
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an
Do you think my mind is maturing late,Or simply rotted early?
Every Englishman knows one thing - that to be an Englishman is the best thing there is.
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