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"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,
Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste". |
| Tom Lehrer |
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| "But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here." |
| Lewis Carroll |
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| "Correct" spelling, indeed, is one of the arts that are far more esteemed by schoolma'ams than by practical men, neck-deep in the heat and agony of the world |
| Henry Louis Mencken |
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"Even this disability from which I suffer I have assumed by the very fact that I live; I surpass it
toward my own projects, I make of it the necessary obstacle for my being and I cannot be crippled
without choosing myself as crippled. This means that I choose the way I constitute my disability (as
'unbearable', 'humiliating, 'to be hidden', 'to be revealed to all')." |
| Jean-Paul Sartre |
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| "Excellently observed," answered Candide; "but let us cultivate our garden |
| Voltaire |
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"Good advice" is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so little
effect......" |
| Carl Gustav Jung |
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| "Home" is any four walls that enclose the right person |
| Helen Rowland |
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| "I am ashamed to tell you to how many figures I carried these computations, having no other business at the time." |
| Isaac Newton |
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| "I have done that," says my memory. "I cannot have done that" -- says my pride, and remains adamant. At last -- memory yields. |
| Friedrich Nietzsche |
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| "If everybody minded their own business," the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, "the world would go round a deal faster than it does |
| Lewis Carroll |
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| "If you don't want to slip up tomorrow, speak the truth today." |
| Bruce Lee |
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| "Intellectualism" is the belief that our mind comes upon a world complete in itself, and has the duty of ascertaining its contents; but has no power of re-determining its character, for that is already given. |
| William James |
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| "It's no good, it's no good!" says the buyer; then off he goes and boasts about his purchase |
| Bible |
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| "It's not what you give, it's the way you give it." |
| Bruce Lee |
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| "No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again. |
| Winston Churchill |
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| "Oh, I'm rather fond of him that way. It shows that deep down he's a fake." -on her graying 1935 Oscar for Jezebel. |
| Bette Davis |
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| "So so" is good, very good, very excellent good; and yet it is not; it is but so so |
| William Shakespeare |
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| "That is well said," replied Candide, "but we must cultivate our garden |
| Voltaire |
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